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thekamstermck-fallen-angel:

a-soldiers-fallen-angel:

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

The Winchesters Everyone

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

yellawunn:

Being pregnant and not getting food at the exact moment that you are hungry can be one of the most aggravating and emotional things….especially if its a strong craving for a certain type of food. 😒

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

p1ants:

remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

hippist:

firewaterwindearth-spirit:

hippist:

OH. Well imagine ..

as I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor and i can’t help but to hear, NO I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WO-ORDS.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING , WHAT A BeAAautiful wedding said a brides maid to a waiter..